Tiger Shroff is one lucky man. No, it's not because he's built like a Greek God that would put Hrithik Roshan to shame. It's because he's dating the stunning Disha Patani.
As much as I would hope, Disha doesn't even know I exist and that's the problem most of us have to deal with every single day. We could comment on her posts all day long and none of us would ever get a response. Why? Because we don't deserve one. Yeah, we aren't worthy of Disha Patani.
But, there is a silver lining here. It's called Instagram. Yes, while Disha might not acknowledge our existence individually, she certainly cares for her fans. Is it wrong to be a fan of her and in love with her at the same time? Of course not.
A few centuries ago, men would write poems about the women they love. But, this is 2018, so I'm going to write an 'Ode to Disha's Instagram' instead. Well, not write as much as show. I'll try being poetic as much as possible…
She looks ready to workout. She may just have finished her workout too. Who knows, I'm sure she looks just as perfect before and after.
Ever heard of the term flawless selfie? No? Well, I just coined it after seeing this next picture. If I ever took a selfie up close, everyone I know would probably alienate me. But Disha, she got a million likes.
Okay now moving on to vacations. What do you do when you're on vacation? Some pretty cool stuff I bet. At least you might think it's cool. Most people might not agree. But, when Disha does something that you would probably roll your eyes at if your friend did it, you shut your mouth and enjoy.
There's a universal truth on social media, dogs always work. While dogs are usually included to get an 'aww' from our friends, in Disha's case, I'm not sure who's cuter, Disha or the dog. I choose Disha. Always <3
We all love Jackie Chan, right? He's just so lovable. We'll never get to meet him but when you're Disha Patani, of course you will. While we're wishing friends we don't like on their birthdays, Disha's wishing China's biggest movie star. No, not with a generic image, with a picture that has them both.
What would Disha wear to our wedding? I've already pictured it in my head. It's a beautiful blue dress that would make Superman proud. Oh wait, she just wore it. We're not getting married though. :(
Have you ever heard someone say, “You're a breath of fresh air.” Of course not, we don't live in a rom com. But, when you're Disha Patani, I bet you hear tons of people saying that every single day. No, not in random conversation, straight to your face.
Okay, now this is a throwback to a post we all remember. It has almost 3.5 million views. I'm sure most of us would have seen it. She posted it on the first of this year. I'm willing to murder anyone in the world just to be the guy holding the phone. ANYONE!
How many celebrities do you know who would be willing to put anything but a perfect video on social media? Not too many I'm guessing. But, Disha Patani doesn't mind and that just makes me love her more. Nuff said!
How do you make yourself wake up at 5 am every single day to workout? You get yourself a workout partner like Disha Patani. Unfortunately, I don't know if anyone will ever match up to her in my eyes. So, I might just die fat and alone.
If anybody I knew wore a cap while indoors, I would make so many jokes about them that they'd probably never wear a cap again. But, when Disha Patani wears a cap indoors, I just shut my mouth. Everyone is supposed to wear a cap indoors after all. Amirite?
Now, for the last post, I have got to pick her best post, right? The one post I think is perfect. The one post better than all the rest. That's a tough choice considering she has more than 1650 posts. But, I'm going with this one. There are two reasons why. First, she has red hair and I got weak in the knees when I see a girl with red hair. Two, she posted this for all her fan clubs. That's as close as I'm going to get to her acknowledging me. So, in my books, that's a win!